In which I go to Burger King and ask for lamb stew and cheese buns.
omg i cant jfaoeaif;sdf;
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I’ve tricked you all into thinking I’m a human girl
but actually I’m just a fern
hello
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one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
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One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.
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shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
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